I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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