He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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