"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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