if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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