Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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