Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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