Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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