people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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