This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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