..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
MIDGETS
????
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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