i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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