there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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