btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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