I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
All I want is dick and wine.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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