puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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