So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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