stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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