I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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