Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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