i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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