quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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