Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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