If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
