she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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