we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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