We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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