he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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