The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am one with the molecules
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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