We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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