In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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