This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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