Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I came so hard my ears popped.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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