Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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