I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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