Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Bring me that man meat
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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