i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
