I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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