Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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