operation harelip BJ is a go
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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