I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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