She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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