Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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