dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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