Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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