My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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