I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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