They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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