Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How does it feel to date your dad?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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