Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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