I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
40s are totally the cure
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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